Jeremy said the “shade of green” caravan was “built in Grimsby in the 1990s, it’s a 35ft Cosalt Rimini”.
He added the caravan includes two bedrooms, a kitchen and a spacious living room.
“She and her friend loved their new home,” he continued. “Right up to the point they discovered it didn’t have wi-fi. Naturally, they were gone within the hour.”
Revealing the price it cost him, he continued: “That means I was left with a four grand hole in my bank account and, for no good reason, a sick-green caravan in the yard. I was cross.