Before we buy Greenland we should take care of Puerto Rico.
— Andrew Yang (@AndrewYang) August 16, 2019
Greenland doesn’t deserve this
— Kate Aronoff (@KateAronoff) August 16, 2019
with Greenland, I’m ready to go back to 25th Amendment territory. He’s nutters
— Jennifer Rubin (@JRubinBlogger) August 16, 2019
Vexing that Greenland will get its two senators before the District of Columbia does
— David Frum (@davidfrum) August 15, 2019
I will be disappointed if we determine that there *wasn’t* an episode of The Simpsons about this. Has to have been, right?https://t.co/ewlxaNbF7e
— Rachel Maddow MSNBC (@maddow) August 15, 2019
Honored sirs, I am PRINCE KIELSEN and I am contacting you with exciting opportunity. I recently inherited an island but need a small amount of cash. Send a money order for $600,000,000 to my account and I will give you “Greenland.”
— Yoni Appelbaum (@YAppelbaum) August 15, 2019
President Obama: He actually said he wants to buy Greenland.
Hillary Clinton: Can he even find it on a map?
Obama: Nope. 😂
Both: 🤣😂 pic.twitter.com/8434J1qsbt
— Ricky Davila (@TheRickyDavila) August 16, 2019
Does he know Greenland is the icy one and Iceland is the green one?
— Schooley (@Rschooley) August 16, 2019
A country full of Danes is going to starting waking up in 3-4 hours and honestly I’m not sure they’re ready for the news cycle that awaits them.
— John Noonan (@noonanjo) August 16, 2019
Very good chance Trump saw how big Greenland was on a map, had never heard of it before, said he wanted to buy it and has zero idea what’s going on with the environment there.
— Adam Best (@adamcbest) August 15, 2019
If Donald Trump thinks Greenland is for sale, I can’t wait to see what he does with the next email he gets from a Nigerian spammer.
— Palmer Report (@PalmerReport) August 16, 2019
Greenland. This is what happens when Melania asks her husband to buy some Danish.
— Razor (@hale_razor) August 16, 2019
Why spend money on American’s healthcare when you can…buy Greenland!
Why improve our public schools when you can…buy Greenland!
Why rebuild our crumbling infrastructure when you can…buy Greenland!
This presidency has exploded into parody. It is beyond insane.
— Kurt Eichenwald (@kurteichenwald) August 16, 2019
We joke now, but in six months buying Greenland will be a litmus test on the right.
— Brendan Buck (@BrendanBuck) August 15, 2019
Greenland isn’t as large as most Americans think.
Algeria (919,600 mi²) is larger than Greenland (836,300 mi²) though most Americans couldn’t tell you that because of how maps are depicted in this country:
— Cassimir Svigelj (@CassimirforOhio) August 16, 2019